If it makes you more comfortable, you're totally welcome to imagine the two scantily-clad figures in this picture are both beautiful women.
Who are tragically flat-chested due to some sort of completely natural hormonal er...dysfunction.
And totally don't have penises.
...My sincere apologies to Boris Vallejo and Conan the Barbarian.
Jack (the dude with the hedge clippers) is (c) myself, Dorian (redhead) and Cal (brunette) are (c) their respective owners.