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Gay Barbarian by Grimmalkin Gay Barbarian by Grimmalkin
If it makes you more comfortable, you're totally welcome to imagine the two scantily-clad figures in this picture are both beautiful women.

Who are tragically flat-chested due to some sort of completely natural hormonal er...dysfunction.

And totally don't have penises.

No sir.


...My sincere apologies to Boris Vallejo and Conan the Barbarian.


Jack (the dude with the hedge clippers) is (c) myself, Dorian (redhead) and Cal (brunette) are (c) their respective owners.
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:iconkrateros101:
Krateros101 Featured By Owner May 3, 2015
I love the androgyny involved here.  Very nice.
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:iconmashroob:
Mashroob Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015
Whatever trims your hedges!
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:iconlordstevie:
Lordstevie Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
my only question is why does he have a giant sheer as a weapon?
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:iconcharlemagne7:
charlemagne7 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014
Awesome drawing... although the hedge clippers are a little odd. Lol


Seriously though, seeing this picture makes me wonder if you accept commissions.
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:iconcheddar23:
Cheddar23 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
lol, wait *Heavy breathing*
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:iconalc26:
alc26 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014
either way ..the orientation  is that they are well drawn, and enticing, an eager,,an thank you
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:iconpersistant:
persistant Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
One shudders at the idea of what a barbarian could do with a pair of hedgeclippers...
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:iconsavghe:
Savghe Featured By Owner May 4, 2012
I'm not usually one for this kind of idea, but I have a sort of respect for this. Well done
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:iconchosendefect:
ChosenDefect Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2012
Pretty :D
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:icontirebay1:
Tirebay1 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2012
Nice to see the Frazetta influence in your art style.Keep up the good work!
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:iconthesheet:
thesheet Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2011
It kinds of makes sense of you think about it.
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:iconlunetea:
Lunetea Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
This as been approved by a fangirl.
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:icontrue-vulg:
TRUE-VULG Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2011
lawn-boy/barbarian fetish... so cool. and a great drawing too!
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:iconl33thaxx0r:
l33thaxx0r Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011
what's up with hedge clippers?
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:icongrazatt:
grazatt Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
So is that what Marcus Bachmann is afraid of?
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:icongrimmalkin:
Grimmalkin Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
SPAAAAARTANS! TONIGHT WE REDECORATE IN HELL!

Yes. Totally. (Also thank you so much for making me google who the fuck Marcus Bachmann was again, and seeing the article on the glitterbombing incident. Gold.)
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:icon12345678abc:
12345678abc Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011
why is he holding hedge clippers anyway?
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:iconravenwitchypoo13:
Ravenwitchypoo13 Featured By Owner May 3, 2011  Professional Writer
amazing.
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:icontheartofcorsair:
TheArtofCorsair Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2011   Digital Artist
dig it.
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:iconindigobear:
IndigoBear Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2011
I absolutely love this piece! It makes me laugh every time I see it (in a good way!) because it reminds me of a friend of mine :la:
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:icongarrettadderley:
garrettadderley Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2011
this is sweet. great compisition
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:iconexocolumn:
exocolumn Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010
nice
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:iconbueyokyan:
bueyokyan Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2010
nice
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:iconyapi:
yapi Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2010   Digital Artist
Hahaha at first I was like, "How could he be a gay barbarian, he's got two beautiful-- oh okay."

XD

They are good as they are, no need to cut off the penises <3
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:iconjustria:
Justria Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
Love this concept! Bet nobody would call this guy a fag and live to tell about it. ^_~
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:iconkaioh-the-puremage:
Kaioh-the-PureMage Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
YOU BEAT ME TO THE IDEA!
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:icondraconicat:
Draconicat Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2010
This is both beautiful and very funny. Great work!
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:icontamanou:
tamanou Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2010
We need MORE gay barbarians! :heart:
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:iconkmkos:
KMKos Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
You're right! Btw. my mum didn't notice they're guys. Lucky me!
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:icontamanou:
tamanou Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010
...why is that lucky....?

me dumb bimbo tonight! :p
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:iconkmkos:
KMKos Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010  Professional Traditional Artist
It is too pervert for her
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:icontamanou:
tamanou Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2010
Aaa, ok ^^
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:iconsinsofmidnight:
SinsofMidnight Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol Loving it!
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:iconnubicat:
Nubicat Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010  Student Filmographer
SOOO GOOOD XD
Sexy's Mean's XD I'm Like it XD *O* :la::la::la:
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:iconandruw:
Andruw Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
ono... cuando veo dibujos tan buenos no puedo evitar preguntarme por q no puedo dibujar asi XD? ... esta genial :O, realmente, se ven excelentes, los cuerpos en especial.
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:icongalad-damodred:
Galad-Damodred Featured By Owner May 22, 2010
Oh, yum. There needs to be more heroes like this.
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:iconaverykathytoshi:
Averykathytoshi Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2010
lol epic win with hedgeclippers! awesome pic ^^
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:iconliberator7:
liberator7 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010  Student Writer
As cool as this pic is, I dont get the hedgeclippers.
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:icongrimmalkin:
Grimmalkin Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2010
Inside joke.
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:iconnehcy:
nehcy Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2009  Hobbyist Artist
Love the standing one :) May I have a total frontal view ? ;)
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:iconkasgaroth:
Kasgaroth Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2009
Yummy xD
I like his... hedgeclippers :typerhappy:
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:iconvelvetsilk-alchemist:
I <3 Conan the Barbarian! Wonderful depiction!
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:iconzombiezumba:
Zombiezumba Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
Sweet! A gay barbarian! The guy sitting the throne (the king) is hot!!
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:iconfur-zenit:
Fur-Zenit Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2009
Nice gir...

lssss...

mmm..

wait a min...

:iconohnoesplz:
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:iconsavorsabril:
SavorSabril Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2009
love it, wonderful detail and amazing rendering of jack's hair and boots
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:iconcrshh:
crshh Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2009
Why does he have hedgeclippers?
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:iconmusclemat86:
musclemat86 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2009
its a great picture but i thought that the two men were actually women at first, very nice
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:iconjlta:
jlta Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009  Student Artist
hehe ill take youre word for that. ill imagine them as women.:P there anatomy is really awesome. sexy even. just hard to imagine their dudes. not to that i have any problems about it though. anyway lovely art dude!
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:icongillian-chan:
Gillian-chan Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2009
LOVE the guy on the bottom-er, under the others-uh, closest to the bottom of the picture xD such nasty thoughts...
no, but really, i love him
if you haven't you should make more of him.
FAVORITE
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:iconamasov:
Amasov Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
This just might be the most awesome thing I've seen :aww:
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